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    holywatered:

    dollydust:

    lindsayface47:

    gelfling:

    thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

    bestofhands:

    tigerbloodadonisdna:

    ohno789:

    Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

    Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

    The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



    And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

    The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

    You’re welcome, and enjoy!


    LEETCH AND BOAG! It’s like apples to apples x 100000

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    teenporno:

    i dont understand why my mom has such a problem with my internet addiction
    it was either this or drugs

    (via the-ballad-of-the-salad-nigga)

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    strausmouse:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

fangfelicis:

you can help by expanding it

OH I WILL

SOON, SOON

    strausmouse:

    highfunctioning-homosapien:

    fangfelicis:

    you can help by expanding it

    OH I WILL

    SOON, SOON

    (Source: mountain-jews, via irottori)

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    Going to find a fan fic.

    • Expectations: Quality work with punctuation, good relevant details, dynamic characters, OTP.
    • Reality: My Immortal.
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    lionstripes:

wreckl-ss:

5ever alone

I hope the cart tipped over right after the photo and he smashed into her face.

^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES. 

    lionstripes:

    wreckl-ss:

    5ever alone

    I hope the cart tipped over right after the photo and he smashed into her face.

    ^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES. 

    (via the-ballad-of-the-salad-nigga)

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    titsforpresident:

    the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

    she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

    yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

    today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

    this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

    “wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

    (via the-ballad-of-the-salad-nigga)

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    I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

    (Source: dumbfuckery, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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    fincityfiji:

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

Red Solo Cup, you’re not just a cup.
You’re my friend. (Life Long)

    fincityfiji:

    filmsfoodandphotos:

    Solo Cups: Knowledge

    I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

    It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

    Red Solo Cup, you’re not just a cup.

    You’re my friend. (Life Long)

    (via duh-duh-duh-danny)

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    • English: I love you
    • Spanish: Te amo
    • Italian: Ti amo
    • Russian: Я люблю тебя
    • German: Ich liebe dich
    • French: Je t'aime
    • Chinese: 我爱你
    • Croatian: Volim te.
    • Hungarian: Szeretlek
    • Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?

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